School jokes
請大家食個月餅先! 祝大家中秋節快樂!
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong. GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' _________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Pet' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same pet. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher. ___________________________ STUDENT A: What happens if a teacher is cross-eyed? STUDENT B: The teacher is unable to control her pupils.
TEACHER: Could you please pay a little attention?
STUDENT: I'm paying as little attention as I can.
TEACHER: Why is your homework in your father's handwriting?
STUDENT: I used his pen!
TEACHER: I see you missed the first day of school.
STUDENT: Yes, but I didn't miss it much.
原來英文玩食字一樣很好玩哩 !
Candy,
Thanks for your mooncake! Yummy Yummy~
CANDY,依啲笑話笑屎人
你女女係好聰明
小心係資優嗰種
One more joke:
Teacher: Award will be given to one who is able to give correct answer.
Joe: What kinda award is it,sir?
Teacher: (sing) Da da da da ...it's candy.
Joe: Why you gonna punish the one who gives right answer, sir?
Teacher: What ... I don't really understand what you mean?
Joe: All of us suppose to be Vanessa's boyfriend instead of her mum...
Teacher: ......
話咁快又中秋啦....
以上嘅對話唔係真嘛!!!!
屁股月餅唔知好唔好味呢?
Hi, Candy~
妳有沒有看過 ALVIN ANS THE CHIPMUNKS (花鼠明星俱樂部)呀,貼圖的月餅好似其中一隻花鼠(THEODORE)的 BUTTS啊~
Candy~ 中秋節快樂~
Candy~ Good Night
"Have a Nice Dream"
Candy~ Good Night
"Have a Nice Dream"
Candy~ Good Night
"Have a Nice Dream"