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Funny jokes

2010/08/11 23:39:24 網誌分類: 笑話
11 Aug

Read and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!

JACK (age 3)
was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister... After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?

MELANIE (age 5)
asked her Granny how old she was.. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties.  Mine say five to  six.'

STEVEN (age 3)
hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.' 

BRITTANY (age 4)
had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle.  Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

SUSAN (age 4)
was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough..'

DJ (age 4)
stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married.  How will my wife fit in it?'

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

TAMMY(age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy  looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

JAMES (age 4)was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.'  Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'

 

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.  I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.

He calmly came over to me.  I gave him a few pats on his head.  He then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.  An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.

The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour.

This continued off and on for several weeks.

Curious, I pinned a note to his collar:

'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful, sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'

The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar:‘He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 – he’s trying to catch up on his sleep.  Can I come with him tomorrow?’

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2010/08/19 18:52:32 回覆
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2010/08/17 07:36:11 回覆

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good morning~

2010/08/15 12:58:25 回覆

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2010/08/15 06:46:02 回覆

JOHN (age 8)

was in a classroom one day. Suddenly, he felt agitated when he looked upon something special. His male teacher came to him and asked what was so curious. He said, "It is hard to say". The teacher comforted him and requested, "Please speak up! I will not punish you." He blurted, "Do you find cold underneath, zipped or unzipped?" The whole class laughed heartily.

2010/08/15 00:21:24 回覆

Why those kids talked about something I don't know? Am I too young to understand?

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2010/08/14 18:17:36 回覆

小雲﹐have a nice weekend! +18

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小女子 2010/08/14 18:01:29 回覆

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2010/08/14 09:33:21 回覆

 童兒無忌 .

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2010/08/14 00:59:47 回覆

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2010/08/13 15:27:42 回覆

小雲午安

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2010/08/13 05:40:16 回覆
2010/08/13 02:46:12 回覆

        *tickle my funny"bone" {#icons_boy2}哈!哈!哈!*

2010/08/12 18:28:17 回覆

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2010/08/12 14:48:52 回覆

真的

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2010/08/12 13:19:57 回覆

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好有趣 .....

2010/08/12 10:18:28 回覆

第三位

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qqcheng (小吉) 2010/08/12 01:52:47 回覆

我來啦 !!! +2

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