AXE IN HIS HAND

Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds

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TEACHER：   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him？

LOUIS：         Because George still had the the AXE IN HIS HAND.

TEACHER：   ……………………   

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TEACHER：   Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA：       Here it is.

TEACHER：   Correct.  Now class, who discovered America？

CLASS：        Maria.

TEACHER：   ……………………

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TEACHER：   John, why are you doing your maths multiplication on the floor？

JOHN：          Because you told me to do it without using the tables.

TEACHER：   ……………………

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TEACHER：   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water？

DONALD：    H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER：   What are you talking about？

DONALD：    Because yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER：   ……………………

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TEACHER：   Winnie, name one thing that we have today but we didn't have ten years before.

WINNIE：      Me！

TEACHER：   ……………………

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TEACHER：   Simon , do you say prayers before eating？                 

GLEN：          No sir, I don't have to, because my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER：   ……………………

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TEACHER： Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested？

HAROLD：    A teacher

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