誰偷走我的餡餅

After the election debate, both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump feel hungry, and they go into a bakery shop nearby.

As soon as they enter the bakery, Trump steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket, and he went away quietly .

Trump then says to Hillary: “See how clever I am? The owner didn’t even see anything, and I don’t need to pay money, and even need to tell lies. I am so clever, so I will definitely win the election.”

Hillary says to Donald: “That’s the typical dishonesty you have always displayed throughout your entire life, playing trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same 3 pastries without any stealing or lying, and showing you I am much clever than you!”

Hillary goes to the owner of the bakery and says: “Give me a pastry, and I will show you a magic trick."

The owner feels interest, and gives Hillary a pastry. Hillary takes the pastry and eat, and then asks for another one. The owner gives her another one. Hillary finished the second pastry and asks for a third pastry, and eats that too.

By this time, the owner just wonder what is the magic trick, so he asks Hillary : “What will you do with my three pastries?”

Hillary replies: “I will give you back your three pastries now. Please go and search Donald Trump’s pocket!”