I started a joke (Bee Gee)

有一天，忽然興起，向一位銀行櫃員說了一個笑話。可惜，當時沒有人笑，卻衹有老鼠自己一人掩著咀笑。

笑話是這樣的：

一個兒子在夢中見到老父，竟然對老父這樣說：「爸，我要驗 DNA。」

老父當時很怒，向兒子說：「有冇攪錯，我死去這麼多年，現在才去驗，多唔多餘Ｄ呀！不要浪費金錢，第日你落到下面才驗，平Ｄ，兼且就算你化了灰都驗得出。」

講完了，真係唔好笑，下話；但為何老鼠會說這無聊的笑話呢？事緣是數分鐘前：

排在我前頭的一對母女，母親要求把剛從外國回來的女兒的名字加進她名下的一個戶口裡。櫃員小姐按程序要求這位小姐出示身份證。

這位外國回來的小姐竟然發霉氣的說：「有冇攪錯，咁麻煩，駛唔駛驗埋 DNA 呀？」

上述笑話，是老鼠在這母女旁向另一位櫃員說的，當時這位櫃員唔敢笑，這母女幾乎想乾煎老鼠，而老鼠，衹有老鼠在偷笑。

Sorry ，點番首歌俾個 DNA 母女聽：

I started a joke, which started the whole world crying,
but I didn't see that the joke was on me, oh no.

I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.

I looked at the sky, running my hands over my eyes,
and I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said.

Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.

I looked at the sky, running my hands over my eyes,
and I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said.

'Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was one me (x3)