大學生原來唔識開房 (Mrs Robinson)

偉大的情色大學，近日又有杰作，在學生報中，借一篇以「情到濃時，不如開房」為題，為時鐘酒店買廣告。當中列出收費、裝璜、設施及氣氛。

「在這種氣氛下造，真不錯，不妨花些錢試一試」....文中所指。

這班 the graduates確實為同窗們設想週到，先有色情變情色，看到大家興合合當兒，再教你點下火，去邊度下火，安排有序，大有大風。

事實上，在這金融海嘯下，百業瀟條，百無聊賴的日子裡，除了「造」，就真係冇乜好做嘞。

早前，政府提出4,000元實習津貼，有人大叫唔夠，現在看來，真係唔多夠，起碼，連開房都爭D D啦。不過，佢地話該計劃踐踏大學生專嚴，又似乎係人必自侮然後人侮之了。

送天子門生一首歌，不過千祈唔好學片中男角，連外母都溝。

SIMON & GARFUNKEL-Mrs. ROBINSON

Dee-di-di-dee-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-dee
Doo-do-do-doo-do-do-do-do-doo
Di-di-di-dee-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di- dee
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know, wo-wo-wo
God bless you, please Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey

We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know, wo-wo-wo
God bless you, please Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It's a little secret just the Robinsons' affair
Most of all you got to hide it from the kids
Koo koo ka choo, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know, wo-wo-wo
God bless you, please Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the candidate's debate
Laugh about it, shout about it, when you've got to choose
Every way you look at it you lose
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you, woo-woo-woo
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey.