Kids Are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:
Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand...
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:
Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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立冬 :
謝謝美味五月粽,大大的蛋皇.....很懷念。
net net:黃金最好
奇哥 :
手信~~EUR 好嗎
net net:歐汌行好啊
手信~hah
馬仔:hi~買左股未?買左手信未?hha~
馬仔 :
大陸幾時都咁多人,除非去偏僻的地方,雲南暫時還可以。
喺呀,自由行,同父母同行,有些後悔,黃金週,到處人頭湧湧,對他們來說是比較辛苦,好疲倦。
馬仔 :
近來安好有心,妳呢?
幾時多個卓號(烏龍王)去北京好玩嗎?是否自由行?
奇哥 :
書中自有黃金屋,努力完成課程呀。
七月計劃往歐洲,包括東歐兩星期左右,跟往返香港。
今日我都未開 Put 呢!等.....?!
Net Net
How are you. I just back from beijing.
近來忙讀書。可能聽日入市。
仲有無去旅行?
忙,take it easy
奇哥 :
近來忙於學習期權,上月的SP完成了(沒接貨),現在第位開Short Put倉,錯失機會開Long Put (19)!希望調整深d,六七月私事會很忙。
你近來忙什麼?有無入市呀!
hi,net net~long time no see,how are you?
what a u busy?
any short call or short put?