老外翻譯的「三字經」（爆笑！）
2013/11/21 08:45:21 網誌分類: 寫作
哈哈，這個超級爆笑！！！！！！
人之初：At the beginning of life,
性本善： Sex is good..
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
習相遠： But it depends on how you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practice all the time,
性乃遷： Sex will leave you.
教之道： The way of learning it
貴以專： It is very important to make love with only
one person.
昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處： Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學： If you don't study hard,
斷機杼： Your dick will become useless.
竇燕山： Dou, the Famous,
有義方： Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子： All his five sons took it.
名俱揚： And their sexual ability were well-known.
養不教： If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過： It is all your fault.
教不嚴： If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰： Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them
昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處： Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學： If you don't study hard,
斷機杼： Your dick will become useless.
竇燕山： Dou, the Famous,
有義方： Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子： All his five sons took it.
名俱揚： And their sexual ability were well-known.
養不教： If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過： It is all your fault.
教不嚴： If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰： Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them
details on sex.
子不學： You may refuse to study this,
非所宜： But that is a real mistake.
幼不學： If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為： You will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢： If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器： It won't become hard and strong.
人不學： If you don't learn sex,
不知義： You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.
子不學： You may refuse to study this,
非所宜： But that is a real mistake.
幼不學： If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為： You will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢： If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器： It won't become hard and strong.
人不學： If you don't learn sex,
不知義： You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.
轉貼
越走越長的是遠方，越走越短的是人生，
越走越深的是親情，越走越淺的是愛情，
越走越急的是歲月，越走越慢的是希望，
越走越多的是年齡，越走越少的是時間，
越走越遠的是夢想，越走越近的是墳墓，
越走越明白的是道路，越走越糊塗的是方向
人生是由一個個細節連綴而成的，生命中的細節就是一分真情、一縷溫馨、一種感動。
有時候觸動人心靈，影響人一生的不是豪言壯語、什麽驚世之語，而僅僅是一句問候，一個微笑，一個眼神，一抹霞…
可以說，發現細節就是發現生活中的亮點，感受細節就是品位人生的美麗，而忽略細節，往往會使生命多了一些暗淡，少了一絲光彩。
生活裏，想比說容易，說比做容易，做比堅持容易. 很多時候總以為可以擁有那些自己想要的快樂,
可生活常常喜歡與我們開個玩笑，生活時時喜歡給我們出個難題；
今天，生活或許給我們一個挫折，明天，生活或許贈我們一個失意！
面對玩笑，我們或許會長籲短嘆，面對難題，我們或許會煩燥焦慮，面對挫折，我們或許會跺腳捶胸，面對失意，我們或許會如蹈沼泥。
幸福，像足球一樣踢來踢去，煩惱，像獎杯一樣不可撒手。
轉貼
理解生活的不容易